RAAAWWWRRR, I'm terrifying...
 
3" vinyl die-cut sticker 
Laminated for extra protection and sticker longevity
Easy to apply & removes cleanly
 
Not recommended for use on bottles that are run through a dishwasher.
(It might make it but honestly a lot of those bottles aren't suppose to go in there either.)
 
*Please note that stickers are measured by their longest length.